Thursday, September 27, 2007

Drunk guy: Dude, that bird's totally gonna fry when it steps on that third rail!
Sober guy: Bet you five bucks it won't.
Drunk guy: You're so on.
(Bird steps on rail, nothing happens.)
Sober guy: I. Am. A. Wizard.

-- Davis El Platform

overheard by: Rusty
Posted by i am northwestern at 11:58 AM

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