Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Cook, during Friday dinner: When I get home, I'm going to drink every beer in the house!

-- Foster-Walker West

overheard by: greg

Sunday, January 27, 2008

Drunk Girl: Just fucking let me lay down for a second, Jill!

-- Sheridan and Dartmouth, in the snow.

overheard by: Freshman

Thursday, January 24, 2008

Drunk Guy: So... What are your names?
Girl 1: I'm partially deaf.
Girl 2: I'm blind in one eye.
Girl 3: I have really terrible gag reflex.
(Drunk guy walks away.)

-- NU Bar Night at Moda

overheard by: partygoer

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Guy: Hey, do you want to make out?
Girl:'re on speakerphone.

-- Clark st.

overheard by: the roommate

Saturday, January 19, 2008

Girl, to female friend: I hope that I get syphilis so that I can give it to you.

-- Norris

overheard by: NK

Friday, January 18, 2008

Hateful undergrad: The only thing that comes out of girls' mouths these days is vomit and sororities.

-- 1835 Hinman dining hall

overheard by: ML

Thursday, January 17, 2008

Girl: OMG, I did not pref [sorority X]. I would have so much sex I would break myself.

-- Sorority quads, after one night of recruitment

overheard by: erin

Friday, January 11, 2008

Tech kid, video chatting at 1 AM: By the way, officially the whitest word in the English language: Shenanigans.

-- Media Works, University Library

overheard by: cw