Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Sorority girl 1: Oh my god, I think they went out back to smoke.
Sorority girl 2: Wait, you can't get an STD from that.. right? 

-- Simpson st

overheard by: rk
Sorority girl 1, talking about job interviews: I just don't want to lie.
Sorority girl 2: Well, lying is different than telling the truth.