Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Dude dressed as Samuel Adams, to his girlfriend: Alright, YOU drink a fifth of jack and then tell me what you want to do ... other than hit your wife.

-- Oak and Church

overheard by: chris w

Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Freshman Guy: Dude, I'm definitely rushing lodge, sig ep, or hundo.

overheard by: Alex

Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Drunk guy: What if my shoe were Alanis Morissette right now?

-- Allison Hall lobby

overheard by: Kathryn D.

Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Two freshmen not-so-subtly hooking up on the side of a wall:

Girl: You can touch me there.

-- Maple and Garnett

overheard by: Alex