Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Girl: It's okay, someone told me that this phone works better if you throw it on the ground.

-- Tech express

overheard by: Allie

Sunday, July 8, 2007

Freshman Guy, on Cell: Meet me at xxx Hamlin St... Remember that place I got really drunk and made out with a fat chick? Yeah, meet me there.

-- Hamlin St.

overheard by: og

Thursday, July 5, 2007

Girl 1: We have so many black squirrels at this school.
Girl 2: Yeah... they are the slaves to the normal ones.

-- Library Quad

overheard by: meredith t.

Monday, July 2, 2007

Girl: I want to live like a Colombian coke lord.

-- Foster and Orrington

overheard by: chris a.

Sunday, July 1, 2007

Girl on cell: Yeah, I think I still have vomit in my hair from last night... [pause] ... Yeah, of course I'm going out!

-- CVS

overheard by: k