DiversifyNU Performer: Everyone knows girls suck at math.
Freshman Girl: That's not true! I'm a girl, and I got a 5 on my AP Calculus exam!

-- Essential NU Diversity Seminar, Louis Room

overheard by: D-Mac

Girl: ...And speaking of orgies, it's like a one in four chance of a good time.

-- Outside Philly's Best

overheard by: Alex

Sorority Girl 1, after working out: I'm going to be so skinny tomorrow.
Sorority Girl 2: Not if you eat that bagel, fat ass.

-- Sorority Quad

overheard by: VM

Girl, after 4:30 am fire alarm: If this is burned popcorn, someone has an enemy.

-- Outside Allison Hall

overheard by: megan c.

Drunk Freshman Boy: So here's the deal: you're really sexually attracted to me.
Drunk Freshman Girl: ...Wait, really?
Drunk Freshman Boy: Yes.

-- Alison Hall

overheard by: Rusty

Girl: Aw what the hell, who got Keystone?
Guy: Shut the fuck up and enjoy the free beer.

overheard by: Eric

Sorority Girl: I enjoy the finer things in life, like Franzia... and Chili's.

-- Bobb Hall

overheard by: brad