Girl: Aw what the hell, who got Keystone?
Guy: Shut the fuck up and enjoy the free beer.

overheard by: Eric

Sorority Girl: I enjoy the finer things in life, like Franzia... and Chili's.

-- Bobb Hall

overheard by: brad

Girl: It's okay, someone told me that this phone works better if you throw it on the ground.

-- Tech express

overheard by: Allie

Freshman Guy, on Cell: Meet me at xxx Hamlin St... Remember that place I got really drunk and made out with a fat chick? Yeah, meet me there.

-- Hamlin St.

overheard by: og

Girl 1: We have so many black squirrels at this school.
Girl 2: Yeah... they are the slaves to the normal ones.

-- Library Quad

overheard by: meredith t.

Girl: I want to live like a Colombian coke lord.

-- Foster and Orrington

overheard by: chris a.

Girl on cell: Yeah, I think I still have vomit in my hair from last night... [pause] ... Yeah, of course I'm going out!

-- CVS

overheard by: k