Tech kid, video chatting at 1 AM: By the way, officially the whitest word in the English language: Shenanigans.

-- Media Works, University Library

overheard by: cw

Dude: I don't like social drinking unless sexual rewards are involved.

-- Core, University Library

overheard by: E.

Girl 1: We have so many black squirrels at this school.
Girl 2: Yeah... they are the slaves to the normal ones.

-- Library Quad

overheard by: meredith t.

Girl, whispering: Guys, I think I put my thong on sideways today.

-- 5N, University Library (Finals week)

Guy: I just really needed to decompose after my last final.

-- Info commons, University Library (Tuesday of finals)

Girl: I might as well die. Maybe my professor will just accept my corpse as a final assignment.

-- Info Commons, University Library (Finals week)

Nerdy guy to group of grad students: Well, dude... it's kind of like a deathstar... but more like an intergalactic space carrier.

-- University Library, Info Commons