Sorority girl 1, talking about job interviews: I just don't want to lie.
Sorority girl 2: Well, lying is different than telling the truth.
Monday, June 2, 2008
1835 Hinman Card Scanner, in response to a picture of "The Rabbit" in North by Northwestern: Is that what I think it is?!
Thursday, April 17, 2008
Girl 1: Have you ever thought about how you spell diet? It's d-i-e with a t at the end. Girl 2: It's like death by crucifixion.
-- McCulloch porch overheard by: Eric
Thursday, April 10, 2008
Dude 1: Hey, what's my body mass index? Dude 2: FAT.
-- McCormick Tribune Center overheard by: lauren
Monday, April 7, 2008
Guy 1: You smell like shit.
Guy 2: That's because I farted.
Guy 1: Oh shit.
-- Sheridan road, by the tennis courts overheard by: random student passing by
Monday, March 31, 2008
Girl: Damn, I could really take a light brown shit.
-- Allison hall lobby overheard by: palindrome
Monday, March 24, 2008
Guy 1, after entering private study room: Sorry, this room is reserved for a tutoring session, so we need you to leave. Guy 2: Sure. Could you just leave for a second while I get changed?
-- East tower, University Library overheard by: Kyle
