Frat guy, to group of three girls: So, I'm going to go get a drink... can I buy one of you a drink? Just one of you though, I'm not rolling in it.
overheard by: anonymous
Tuesday, March 18, 2008
Drag Girl #1: How do I look? Drag Girl #2: Like a 70's PIMP. Drag Girl #3, to Drag Girl #2: How do WE look? Drag Girl #2: We just look like hoes.
-- outside Clarke's overheard by: NC & JL
Monday, March 10, 2008
Girl: Why am I buying you a drink? You called me a slut!
-- Afterparty, Koi
overheard by: YH
Thursday, March 6, 2008
Drunk girl: I have never in my life seen so many ugly white guys in togas before.
-- Sheridan and Noyes overheard by: M&W
Wednesday, March 5, 2008
Girl: Jessica! Your dress is so short I can see your clitoris!
-- On the stairs, in a frat house overheard by: Lana
Tuesday, February 26, 2008
Guy 1: If we don’t get any tickets I’m going to a shank a bitch. (pause) Guy 2: Fair. ----In line for Flight of the Conchords tickets Overheard by: someone else who didn’t get tickets
Friday, February 15, 2008
Dude: Do you want to do heroin tonight? Girl: Sure.
-- walking towards Sargent overheard by: girls who were verrrry cold outside
